Boobies and Pregnancy

Hey future dad. Let’s talk about something that we are SURE you have an interest in - boobies. Nature is no dummy and the changes a woman goes through are quite interesting. You may be shocked to find out that her fun bags were not only made for you. Let’s take a look at what happens to her breast from the moment you knock her up until your mini is eating liquid meals.

  • The Early Days: Perkiness Takes a Hike
    Right after those two pink lines show up on the pregnancy test, things are already starting to change. Your partner's breasts might become sore, tender, and a little bigger. Say goodbye to the days of perkiness; they're going on a brief vacation.
  • The Great Swell of Pregnancy
    As the pregnancy progresses, it's like your partner's breasts are prepping for their starring role as milk factories. They grow even more, the veins might pop out like a treasure map, and those nipples darken a bit. It's all part of the grand boob transformation.
  • Ready for Action: The Nipples Are In for a Treat
    When it's go-time, your partner's nipples are in for some action. They can become more sensitive, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. Think of it as their way of getting ready for breastfeeding superhero duty.
  • The Grand Entrance: Colostrum Arrives
    Right after delivery, something magical happens. Your partner's breasts start producing colostrum, a super-nutrient-packed liquid that's like the first-course meal for your baby. It's a bit like the appetizer before the main breastfeeding event begins.
  • Full-On Milk Production: Time to Shine
    Once the baby arrives, it's showtime for those breasts. They're churning out milk like a dairy farm in full swing. And yeah, they can get a bit engorged, feeling like two watermelons strapped to her chest. But don't worry, it's all part of the process.
  • Let's Talk Leaking
    Be prepared for some leakage, especially when the baby's cries trigger the milk flow. It's not a milkshake spill, but it can catch you off guard. Breast pads are your new best friends.
  • Back to the Drawing Board: Post-Breastfeeding
    When the breastfeeding journey comes to a close, your partner's breasts might undergo another transformation. They can get smaller, and sometimes a bit deflated. But remember, they've been on an epic adventure and deserve some R&R.

Bonus Round: The Bumps on the Road

But wait, there's more! Sometimes, the breastfeeding journey might encounter a few speed bumps. Contrary to popular belief oftentimes breastfeeding is not easy and a lot of women really struggle. A bad latch can make breastfeeding uncomfortable or less effective. It's like trying to sip through a straw with a hole in it – not ideal. It can take weeks for the baby to latch properly, which really takes a toll on both mom and mini.

Then there's mastitis, which can be a real party crasher. This painful inflammation happens when milk ducts get blocked, and it can make your partner feel like she's fighting off the flu. Definitely no fun. 

But don't worry, with the right care and support, these hurdles can be overcome, and the breastfeeding adventure continues. So, be there for your partner, and remember, you're in this together!


There you have it, future dads – the hilarious and sometimes bewildering journey of what happens to your partner's breasts during pregnancy and beyond. It's all part of the incredible process of bringing a new life into this world. So, embrace the boobular odyssey, support your partner, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!